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7 people on social media filling you with guilt

Just go to the gym and leave us in peace.

The Instagram chefs

You’re racking your brains to come up with a new and exciting way to eat pasta and pesto, while people on your Instagram feed are just “cobbling” delicious meals together using quinoa and sea bass and every vegetable under the sun.


Sunday fundays

You’re lying in bed cursing take aways for not opening until 5pm.

Meanwhile, all over your Twitter feed people are browsing flea markets, eating eggs cooked 17 different ways in brunch emporiums and taking in culture and nature left, right and centre.


Meanwhile, you’re doing this:

When someone tries to get me to leave my bed on Sunday. - Imgur Imgur Imgur

Gym bunnies

Oh look at you casually checking in at the gym. Good for you. THE STREETS ARE MY GYM*!

(*I walked to the shop today to buy milk and a Double Decker)


Want to start going to the gym again but then this popped up on my Facebook feed - Imgur Imgur Imgur

Intrepid travellers

You’ve just booked a week in Lanzarote for the seventh time in eight years, while they’re checking in at Dublin Airport, heading somewhere impossibly cool and hard to get to…


Mother’s Day martyrs

It’s this Sunday you know? Plenty of days to go before you frantically dash into Tesco to buy some wilting carnations and a dodgy “Happy Mother’s Day Mummy” card because that’s all they have left.

Prepare yourself for the onslaught of:


The #CleanEats brigade

Smoothies, juices, paleo this, raw that. You’re ruining our enjoyment of this pizza!



Weather watchers

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