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You can now pay someone to break up with your other half for you

When you just can’t bring yourself to do the deed.

HAS YOUR RELATIONSHIP lost its spark? Are you ready to chuck it all in, but too afraid to do it yourself?

Australian website Sorry It’s Over will break up with your other half for you for a small fee ($5AUD, to be exact).

sorryitsover Source: Sorry It's Over

Sorry It’s Over is the brainchild of Kristy Mazins, who saw a new way to serve busy, tech-savvy millenials.

Mazins told MamaMia.com:

People don’t like confrontation. People are scared of it. It’s a much needed service because it takes the fear out of breaking up.

The team can break the news by text, email, phone call or letter – even a personal meeting, mediated by one of their crew (but only if you’re in Melbourne, soz).

breakuptextpizsample Source: Sorry It's Over/Mamamia

If you can’t bring yourself to compose the text/email/letter, they have some pre-filled options to choose from:

We have not been seeing eye-to-eye. I feel we are too different. It is me not you. There is no chemistry anymore. Hope you will be OK. We can still be friends.
How dare you treat me like this! It is over and I could not be happier. I deserve better than you. You will never find anyone as good as me.

If you feel like cushioning the blow a bit, for an extra fee you can send on flowers or sympathy hamper with the devastating news. All bases covered, then.

Now if only someone would stick around to dry the inevitable tears…

Cryinggifs_01_1 Source: Shandymedia

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