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We must know: Do You Fancy The Happy Pear?

It’s dividing the country.

happy Source: @sundaybusiness

A SIGHT IN one of the Sunday papers today has people clutching at their craws up and down the country, some in lust, some in horror.

It’s Greystones mega twins The Happy Pear, in some kind of sexy corporate photoshoot for the Sunday Business Post.


They’re also been photographed in what appear to be velour suits. Very Tom Ford Oscars 2017. Not a chickpea in sight.

post Source: @sundaybusiness

You’ve seen them handstanding their way around the Late Late Studio, and taking off their tops off on the Ray D’Arcy Show. And maybe you’ve even sampled their guilt free Twixes or sweet potato… er… flan?

But…would you? You know. WOULD you?

Do you fancy The Happy Pear?

Poll Results:

No. Please stop the handstands (1827)
Yes. More topless photos please (562)

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