1. How can you eat so much sugar in the mornings?
If it isnât cereal that would be more appropriate as a dessert, then itâs rashers covered in maple syrup or porridge with butter in it.
2. Whatâs wrong with a good old letterbox on your front door?
Why arenât you scared your neighbours are going to steal your post?
3. Why do you need a drive thru for everything?
A drive thru for coffee is a bit much. Itâs not that hard to park your car and run into a shop to get a drink. They even have drive through off licences.
4. Why do you always threaten to call your lawyer the minute a very minor incident happens
âYouâll be hearing from my lawyerâ is something practically no Irish person would ever say.
5. Why do American teenagers look so old?
Made, the show on MTV, was always set in American high schools. The students were all sixteen, but almost always looked as if they would pass as twenty five years old.
6. Why canât you just have proper public toilets?
The gap between the door and the floor always looks like itâs about 2 feet tall and they insist on having huge gaps between the door and the frame. Why even bother with the door?
7. Pharmaceutical TV ads
How do they sit there watching the TV list off every terrible side effect possible and not get uncomfortable?
8. Americans canât possibly enjoy their chocolate that much
Since they bought Cadburyâs our chocolate seems to stray a little bit further from the light each day too.
9. Everything about Thanksgiving is ridiculousÂ
This is an actual holiday to celebrate killing natives. Why do you need so much food? Why do you go so over the top with Thanksgiving sales the next week?
10. Whatâs wrong with using a bin?
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 11. Is it really necessary to clap at the end of a film? Who are you clapping to?
 12. Why does it seem like a lot of Americans truly take pride in destroying the environment?
Do you really need such big cars? What would they say if they saw a 1999 Nissan Micra?
13. Â How do you take yourselves seriously giving your children such weird names?
The fact that there is a man in the world called Channing Tatum is enough evidence.
14. Promprosals
Scarlet is the only word for this.
15. Going to prom sober
How do they cope with all of that dancing and cringey stuff when they are stone cold sober?
16. Americaâs obsession with wearing shoes like this
17. And flip flops with cargo shorts
But even more frustratingly, flip flops with jeans.
 18. Why you insist on using a cup as a measurement
Do you realise that cups vary greatly in size?
19. The obsession with UFOs
 20. The fact that too many Americans seem to be willing to do ridiculous dares and eat very dangerous things
 21. Red cups at parties
I know there was a stage in 2011 where these became pretty popular in Ireland, but they were too expensive to ever become sustainable. Realistically the only reason Americanâs can afford to drink from red cups is because they wait until theyâre old enough to get a mortgage to start drinking.
22. How they feel comfortable with people open carrying guns
How is this legal?
23. Why do so many Americans marry when theyâre really young?
24. The state of rashers in America
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 25. What the hell is meat loaf?
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