CATS.
We love them and all, but they sure can be rude sometimes.
1. They have no respect for anyone or anything.
2. Certainly not for you or I.
3. Sure, we may feed them and give them belly rubs.
4. And we may provide them with shelter and get stupidly attached to them even though they show us no affection whatsoever.
5. And we might spend €1.99 on a single can of cat food because they point blank refuse to eat anything that’s cheaper
6. But that all means diddly squat to cats.
7. If they want to sleep on your good work pants, they’re going to go right ahead and do that.
8. If they want to stick their filthy nose in your bag of flour, nothing’s gonna stop them.
8. And if they want to take over your bed, you are in no position to argue with them.
9. Because they’re arseholes and they will always win.
10. It’s just part and parcel of being a cat owner.
11. But don’t take it personally.
12. They’re rude to everyone.
13. Not just humans.
14. Everyone.
15. But in spite of all their arsehole shenanigans, we still love them.
16. Although they are on thin ice.
