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Tweet Sweeper: Who was talking about a bat's balls?

Our pick of the week’s tweets from famous people.


Whatever you’re into yourself, Dara O Briain.

Tweet Sweeper: Who was talking about a bat's balls?
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  • Whatever you're into yourself, mate.

  • Okay, we won't "brother" you LG.

  • Don't get any big ideas, Mikey. Boyzone need to stay gone.

  • Cram it, Keating.

  • Not just a hat-stand my friend.

  • #Blessed

  • Thank you for the phrase "grape drank". Noted, adopted.

  • No one likes a braggart.

  • BOD, are you okay?

  • Who cares?

  • What a noble dinner, Captain.

  • Is it big enough? We doubt it.

  • Listen, Cher. No one knows what the hell you're on about.

  • People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

  • Thanks for the kiss. We're blushing.

  • She's back! And wearing less clothes than ever. Is that a denim nappy?

  • BLUR!

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