LAST NIGHT, A story broke that claimed Twitter was looking into removing its famous 140 character limit for its users.
And there is talk that they are considering moving it up to 10,000 characters:
Which hasn’t gone down all that well
This will have real life consequences
Soon, #Twitter10k was trending in Ireland and around the world
The jokes were spot on
As were the 50 Shades parodies
People imagined a bleak future
The speeches will be great
And kudos to whoever achieves this gag
An edit button might be a bit more useful
And, in theory, Alanis Morissette wouldn’t be all too happy with the situation
At all
This seems like the best solution
So now.
“Probably best leave things as they are on the character front” – everyone.