FORGET FLOWERS, HERE’S what they really want.

1. Say it with pies

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2. Or heart shaped nuggets

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Lidl’s finest.

3. Skip the chocolate and go for the chicken

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4. Or this dead-cert way to their heart

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5. How about this assortment of delicious battered goods instead of flowers?

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You’re getting lucky tonight… or maybe in the morning, if bloating is involved.

6. Keep it simple with these chicken roses

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7. Doritos? OK THEN

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8. Chocolate + bacon = you’re getting married

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9. Or take it handy with a romantic meal for the pair of you

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