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Here's why Verified by Visa is officially the worst thing ever

PLEASE, just take our money!

Listen, we haven’t experienced it all, but we know this much. Verified by Visa is the worst thing in the world.

It’s not just in our heads. According to research, the Verified by Visa logo causes 10% of shoppers to abandon their orders. And no wonder. All we wanted to do was to buy a bunch of things we don’t need while in the comfort of our pyjamas, and we’re expected to remember all sorts of passwords and pin codes. Get off our case!

Literally no one in the world likes Verified by Visa. Not even the guy who created Verified by Visa, probably.

verifiedbyvisa Source: Felix Cohen

Nobody.

1. Sorry creator, but we aren’t fond of you

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2. You literally repulse us

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3. We’re not that capable of remembering things

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4. Just to confirm…

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5. YOU’RE NOT ALONE

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6. We don’t appreciate the smug few who can handle the pressure

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7. Maybe it’s all one big conspiracy. Verified by Visa is taking one for the team in order to stabilise your finances?

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8. Still. Why is it a THING?

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9. Just to reiterate…

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10. You make peaceful souls turn violent

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11. And are basically a huge pain in Ireland’s collective hoop

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12. It was all well and good until you got in the way of our food

Imagine being hungover and starving, dying for a curry, and you can’t remember your Verified by Visa password. Devastating.

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