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The best advice you can give someone before their wedding

Includes dinosaurs, runners, and dog piddle.

DROWNING UNDER THE weight of summer wedding invites?

Getting sick of having to choose between beef or salmon, or practicing your moves for Black Eyed Peas ‘I’ve Gotta Feeling’?

Forget all that for now, and think about the joyous union that’s about to take place between two people who are made for each other.

Here are some pieces of sage advice you can give them:

No kids or animals involved in the wedding


Try not to think of marriage like this:

Aziz Ansari via Imgur

When your fiancé asks for your opinion on something wedding-related, this is your response

Take Jurassic Park themed pictures

via Quinn Miller Photo/Gawker

via Yorkshire Wedding Network/Facebook

Things you should release at your wedding

via Imgur

Get the ride, a lot

Accept that it might rain

And no amount of lobbing the Child of Prague into the garden is going to change that.

via Imgur

Grooms! Don’t let your shoes out of your sight!


Brides! Pack the runners!

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Emer McLysaght

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