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Which Minor Simpsons Character Are You?

Just pray you’re not old Gil.


1. How often do you treat yourself to fast food?
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More often than not. Several times a week.
Once a week.

I generally eat pretty healthily, but I'm only human. Every once in a while I'll order a takeaway or have McDonald's after a night out.
2. How do you feel about the increase in the number of donut shops in Ireland?
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We're beyond over-saturated now. Nobody needs that many donuts.
Live and let live, I don't really care.

I'd love it if they were all a little cheaper.
I love every minute of it. The more options, the better.
3. Do you still think Tony Cantwell's Clongowes video is really funny?
Yes, it will never stop being funny.
I've never seen it.

It was never funny to begin with.
4. Which one of these episodes would you love to watch right now?
'Hurricane Neddy', the one where all of Springfield get together and rebuild Ned's house.
Deep Space Homer

'Screaming Yellow Honkers' - the one where Homer buys the Canyonero, before realising it's a SUV for women.
'The Last Temptation of Homer' - where Mindy and Homer order room service together and he almost ruins his marriage.
5. Pick a school tour destination you'd like to visit.
Clara Lara
Into Kildare
The Japanese Gardens/The National Stud

Scoil Bhride NS
A random bog
Newgrange Farm
Newgrange Farm
6. Would you consider yourself to be lucky?
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Yeah, I'm quite jammy.
I don't believe in luck.

Nobody has worse luck than me.
7. Which Simpsons food would you like to taste?
Tomacco - it's obviously going to be horrible but I'm just curious, ok?
Gummi Venus de Milo

The Clogger
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Mojo the Helper Monkey
Homer fraudulently qualifies for the services of a highly trained and intelligent helper monkey named Mojo, who intends to use as a personal slave. Mojo realises this and opts for Homer's sedentary lifestyle, gorging himself with donuts and Cheese Bits until Marge forces Homer to return Mojo. Like Mojo, you're probably a fan of eating snacks until you have a potbelly and can't breathe.
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The Inanimate Carbon Rod
Although this carbon rod is inanimate, it always manages to thwart Homer. Like the Carbon Rod, everything seems to fall in place for you in life and you get away with murder, basically.
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You haven't got a minutes luck. Like Gil, you always find yourself in terrible and humiliating situations. Your standards and expectations are really low, too.
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Homer's gravelly voiced and kindhearted guardian angel, Karl made a once off appearance in the second episode of season two. He takes Homer under his wing by becoming his secretary and putting a great deal of effort into looking after him. On Homer's anniversary, Karl sends a singing telegram service to serenade Marge with "You Are So Beautiful". When Homer's about to get fired for using his employer's medical insurance fraudulently to get his hair growth medicine, Karl takes the hit and tells Smithers the entire thing was his fault, even though it wasn't. Karl is the best friend anybody could ask for.
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