Friday 19 April, 2024

18 ways people were incredible w*nkers in 2015

Ah, here.

1. Giving this headline the go ahead

The Guardian: writing incomprehensible headlines for awful hipsters since 1834. pic.twitter.com/DwGNYMt0da
— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) October 6, 2015

Stig Abell / Twitter

Pure w*nkery.

2. Spinning thread in a BMW service waiting room

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3. Coming up with this concept

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Self-awareness.

4. And this activity

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5. Using this as a graffiti ‘tag’

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Wow.

6. Creating a ‘mancan’ for wine

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7. Conceiving this product

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8. Marrying themselves

GET IN THE FUCKING SEA. JUST A FEW STEPS BACK AND YOU'RE THERE. pic.twitter.com/e2uQ5vcVcd
— Get In The Sea (@getinthesea) May 7, 2015

Get In The Sea / Twitter

9. Driving around like this

Hipster as fuck. Imgur Imgur

10. Displaying these signs in a coffee shop

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11. Taking up two seats on a bus so you can use your vintage typewriter

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12. Or carrying this around with you

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13. Naming this chipper in London

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14. Accessorising with this

GET IN THE FUCKING SEA, DJ DICKSPLASH pic.twitter.com/KDoD29Mvo3
— Get In The Sea (@getinthesea) May 12, 2015

Get In The Sea / Twitter

15. Or this

Hipsters these days... Just your typical day in a Seattle airport Imgur Imgur

16. Dressing this pooch in a matching outfit

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17. shocked silence

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18. And finally, allowing this to happen.

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18 ways people were incredible w*nkers in 2015

1. Giving this headline the go ahead

2. Spinning thread in a BMW service waiting room

3. Coming up with this concept

4. And this activity

5. Using this as a graffiti ‘tag’

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

6. Creating a ‘mancan’ for wine

7. Conceiving this product

8. Marrying themselves

9. Driving around like this

10. Displaying these signs in a coffee shop

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

11. Taking up two seats on a bus so you can use your vintage typewriter

12. Or carrying this around with you

13. Naming this chipper in London

14. Accessorising with this

15. Or this

16. Dressing this pooch in a matching outfit

17. *shocked silence*

18. And finally, allowing this to happen.

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17. shocked silence