ONLY THESE THINGS can make the act of eating, sad.
1. When you bite into something crunchy, when you’re eating something soft
2. When you bite into something SOFT, when you’re eating something crunchy
3. That feeling of teeth bouncing off gristle when you’re chewing some meat
4. When the top of your tongue gets burned on a slice of pizza
Do you wait, or suffer the consequences? We don’t know the answer.
5. Discovering a hair in a saucy dish
OK finding a hair is bad in any circumstance but when it creates a sort of gooey string, NO.
6. Stabbing the inside of the mouth with a bit of bone or shell
DANGER.
7. An unexpected lump in mashed potato
Also include finding a hard chip under this one. So unexpected, so cruel.
8. The inside is cold
Back to the microwave you go… :(
