1. The people who are full time sharing posts warning about scams. Or as we at DailyEdge.ie have dubbed them, the Watch Out Huns
2. The people puffed up with outrage over fake news stories from totally legit pages called ‘Rte Newss’
3. Or hoping they’ll win a €10,000 shopping spree from the deeply suspect ‘Zara Ireland’ page
4. The people you were in school with who out of nowhere share something incredibly racist/sexist/homophobic and you’re like “…So that’s what Gary’s up to now”
5. The people who are always making announcements about various life events, written in the style of Oscars speeches
6. Those who declare that they’re “so glad the news is finally out” under said announcements. Oh you knew already? An even bigger congrats to you, so
7. The ones who check in at the hospital, no explanation (but maybe a sad emoji). Yeah, stew on that, all of you
8. And their cousins, the people who post vague statuses or memes that bring the ‘You OK hun?’ brigade to town
9. Anyone imploring you to buy the shitey yoke they’ve been conned into selling. I don’t want your supplements, Donna
10. The people who end every sentence, no matter how banal or unfunny, with the crying laughing emoji
11. The people still sending you game invitations in the Year of Our Lord 2017
12. The people who comment under those food videos giving out about the amount of sugar/butter/anything delicious in the recipes
13. The people whose statuses regularly require you to click the ‘see more’ button
14. The people who put you in random group chats so your phone blows up with notifications. Surely this is illegal?
15. The ones who do a big post dedicated about someone who isn’t on Facebook. Please just ring your dad to say happy birthday. Ring him
16. And the people who don’t like your status, but like other people’s comments underneath it. Rude and uncalled for
