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Would You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse?
The dead are walking. Will you make it out alive?

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IT’S THE END of the world as we know it. Do you feel fine? Will you keep your cool in extreme conditions or end up as zombie fodder? Take our quiz and find out.

1. First things first, are you in any way fit, athletic or even a tiny bit active?
2. Pick a household item to use as a weapon.
3. Which supplies are most important for survival?
Canned food, water, and warm clothing. You're in this for the long haul.
GPS, energy drinks and a good posse of friends around you.

You can survive on very little food, but you need petrol and bullets.
Home comforts like toilet paper and blankets. You also saved some precious family heirlooms.
4. What do you work as?
Plumber, electrician, engineer, builder
Accountant, office worker, writer, artist

Salesperson, waiter/waitress, cleaner, chef
Doctor, nurse, paramedic, dentist
5. Your best friend is attacked by the undead. What do you do?
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Put your own life in danger to save them. Friends are your family now.
Leave them behind. You've got no time to waste.

Try your best to help them fight off the zombies.
Lure the zombies away using a combination of groans and meat from your rations.
6. Pick a place to hide out in.
Apartment block. The higher up you are, the better, right?
Your home. You have everything you could possibly need here.

Shopping centre. There's easy access to food and supplies.
Woods. It's isolated, and you can sleep in the trees and hunt for food.
7. You think you've found a 'safe' place to stay for the night. What do you do first?
Build a campfire and try to get people's spirits up with a sing-song.
Immediately try to sleep. You're wrecked.

Look around for any zombies hiding in the shadows and plan your stakeout.
Stash your supplies somewhere. You're not sharing anything.
8. Finally: Someone you love is bitten. Do you...
Quickly...dispatch with them.
Chain them up in your shed.

Throw yourself to the zombies. What's the point in going on?
Say your goodbyes (even though they no longer remember you) and get someone else to kill them.
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You're a goner.
Soz bbz, but you haven't a chance. You'll be feasting on brains before you even realise it.
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You'll die a hero.
You put your life on the line to save friends and family, and you will be honoured. Farewell, brave soldier.
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You'll make it out alive.
It was a long, hard journey, but you made it. You're not proud of some of the things you had to do, but survival was everything.
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You'll live, and become a symbol of hope for all.
Your smarts and good deeds have made you an iconic figure of the zombie struggle. Everyone will want to read your memoirs. *wipes away tear*
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