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This supermarket Twitter account just killed it in a lengthy pun-off

Bow down before the Gods of punning.

Here's what Australian women are doing with their tampons

It’s not exactly the traditional use…

Sylvester Stallone quits Twitter after argument with Bruce Willis

He’s decided to back away from social media because he only gets himself into trouble.

Passenger survives plane crash while capturing it on camera

The footage has just been released.

Marky Mark says he wants to 'beat the crap out of' One Direction

‘If I see that little p***k he’s going to get it.’

Is Taylor Swift going out with the guy who owns Snapchat? It's the Dredge

He’s only 23! That and all the rest of the day’s celebrity filth.

Irish video beautifully portrays the worst things about working in an office

From the photocopy rage to the half-arsed singing of Happy Birthday around your desk.

Guy proposes to his girlfriend in the supermarket where they first met

Is this the most American proposal of all?

The 7 types of cold you're dealing with this January

From a bit of a sniffle to an awful dose.

What is the one species of animal David Attenborough 'never thinks about'?

That, and 8 other highlights from his Reddit AMA.

Here are the best questions and answers from this afternoon's #askryanair session

Any chance you’d dull down the yellow, Michael?

This cat lovingly holding a snoring pug will warm your icy heart

Wait til you hear these snores. Just wait!

This video of a woman's first 100 days of exercise will get you off your arse

A bit of inspiration never hurt anyone.

These people's days have been ruined by other people's farts

C’mon guys, we’re better than this!

Cocaine delivered to Aldi in believed 'logistical error' by drug smugglers

The drugs were valued at six million euro.

The 9 stages of going for a run for the first time

It’s not an easy task.

Frightened dog found treading water two miles off the coast of Florida

No one knows how long the dog had been out there for.

Woman who gave birth in the leg of her onesie claims it saved her baby's life

The onesie – everyone’s friend.

A woman reenacted her 3 hour orgasm on TV and it was awful

A woman reenacted her 3 hour orgasm on TV and it was awful

How in the name of all that is good and holy do they find these people?

11 reasons getting back to normal is actually great

Feck your Blue Mondays, let’s get back into it.

Daily Mail assumes that woman named Mary Bono is Bono's wife

‘Ah, Mary Bono, Mrs. Bono, of course.’

This guy's commentary of a kid getting hit by a baseball deserves an award

‘Aaaaaaaaaaaagh God…it just hurts so bad…’

Bullied 15-year-old given free nose job by charity which claims to 'empower children'

‘We can’t go after the bully, but we can try and empower the children.’

George Hook announces he's set to leave radio and television

He posted on Twitter that his Newstalk programme will end in 2016.

Tweet Sweeper: Amy Huberman got an adorable Christmas card from a kid

Adorable, and knowing. That and all the best of the week’s tweets from famous people.

9 statements you'll utter while staying in and admitting defeat tonight

It’s ok. We’re all in the same boat.

Woman files for divorce over the way her husband eats peas

Apparently the little things really do count.

June Brown puts Piers Morgan in his place... and 4 other weekend telly highlights

We’ve got some telly for you, no matter what you’re feeling.

This killer 1990s playlist will definitely kickstart your fitness resolution

Is this the year you’re going to get fit? Let us help with this incredible set of tunes.

Here are the New Year's resolutions you should ACTUALLY make

Forget the traditionals, these are changes that really need to be made.

This basset hound running in slow motion is just what you've always longed for

‘Believe it or not, I’m walking on air!’