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11 St Patrick's Day t-shirts that straight up make no sense
*bellows through bullhorn* NOTHING TO DO WITH US!

HERE WE GO again…

1. Thanks for the info, we guess

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2. We’re sure Niall Horan wouldn’t condone this

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3. Nor would Mike Tyson be thrilled with this

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4. A prayer sanctioned by St Patrick himself

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Lord, Irish I may, Irish I might… Not have drunk that last drink that I drank last night!

We don’t know how well this would go down with the parish priest…

5. This is just blatantly untrue

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6. And this just feels like you’re shouting at us

7. Marilyn Monroe = Irish icon?

8. Sure isn’t Yoda half-leprechaun

9. OK, but why draw Dr Suess into this mess?

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10. They mean the viral dance move where… you know the one when they… oh never mind

11. And there are just no words for this


This single t-shirt combines three wholly unrelated things – the ‘Damn, Daniel’ meme, Donald Trump, and St Patrick’s Day. Lots to unpack there.

BONUS: More St Patrick’s Day knickers

No part of your body is safe.

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