Monday 8 March, 2021
If these songs had gone to the artists they were intended for, the world would be a different place.
Sometimes we are sent really useful news tips and pictures, other times we are sent really weird stuff like this.
Sometimes we are sent really useful news tips and pictures, other times we are sent really weird stuff like this.
Sometimes we are sent really useful news tips and pictures, other times we are sent really weird stuff like this.
The blackest of black comedy.
*bellows through bullhorn* NOTHING TO DO WITH US!
The best presents are left at the bottom of the stocking.
The Uruguay star was sent off for reacting to the incident in question.
That means spuds that won’t bruise, and apples that won’t go brown. Weird.
Also featuring the infamous case of Ali Dia.
“Where people throw ducks at balloons, and nothing is the way it seems.”
A Dutch university has recreated the smell and sounds of celebrity deaths.
A politician into bondage, an over-eager suitor and a sock-eating dog – it’s all the week’d weirdest news.
IVF penguins, foam hotdogs and a human skull – it’s all the week’d weirdest news.
Chicken, computer coders and stripping – it’s all the week’d weirdest news.
Cats with many lives and priests with recording contracts – it’s all the week’d weirdest news.
Why do all Irish people look the same? Because we don’t.
Romanian royalty, condom-shaped ice-creams and more.
Eyeballs, sleepwalking and botty coughs – it’s the week’s weirdest news.
Waitresses with guns, monster members and headbangers – it’s the week’s weirdest news.
Cyclist-eating geese, Krusty Krabs and MENSA – it’s the week’s weirdest news.
Bras, dentures and cocaine cookies – it’s the week’s weirdest news.
How did this even happen?
He’ll paint you like one of his French girls.
No beef for the Mexican World Cup team –find out why plus all the weirdest stories you need to hear.
The election trail can be an odd place, here are a few things we’ve come across in recent days…
They’re a crazy bunch on that mainland.
Baptising aliens, Never Been Kissed and cash in a couch – it’s all the weirdest stories you need to hear.
And we can’t stop playing. HELP US.
Loyal dogs, a “serial pooper” and hot dogs – it’s all the weirdest stories you need to hear.
Everyone is understandably confused.
A crow is smarter than your kid, the French are taking over the world and doggie dialtones – it’s all the bizarre news stories you need to know about.
Scientists are THIS CLOSE to cloning a woolly mammoth – it’s all the bizarre news stories you need to know about.
Biros, cosy penguins and a 30,000-year-old virus brought to life – it’s all the bizarre news stories you need to know about.
