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11 most preposterous things to happen at Cannes so far

Only in Cannes.

1. This hair

France Cannes Irrational Man Red Carpet Source: Lionel Cironneau

2. And this hair

France Cannes Jimmy P Red Carpet Source: Francois Mori

3. And not forgetting this hair

68th Cannes Film Festival - Mad Max Fury Road Premiere Source: Doug Peters

She’s Russian TV personality and actress Elena Lenina, FYI.

4. This woman carrying a cock

When in Cannes…

All means are good in #Cannes2015 to have attention #FestivalDeCannes Source: cedric_roux_photography

5. This man thinking that Woody Allen would ever be into this selfie

France Cannes Irrational Man Red Carpet Source: Thibault Camus

6. This booing description

7. The actual booing

boo2 Source: Entertainment Weekly

Booing is actually a ‘thing’ at Cannes. The first film subjected to jeers this year was Sea of Trees starring Matthew McConaughey and Naomi Watts. Awkward.

8. The way they keep making actors pose beside and on this little wall


France Cannes Maryland Photo Call Source: Lionel Cironneau

France Cannes The Lobster Photo Call Source: Vianney Le Caer

68th Cannes Film Festival - The Sea of Trees Photocall Source: Arthur Mola

9. Emma Stone and Parker Posey’s battle with the wind beside the little wall

We feel you, girls.

France Cannes Irrational Man Photo Call Source: Lionel Cironneau

10. That guy with the beard isn’t Mark Ruffalo

Despite looking exactly like Mark Ruffalo with a beard.

France Cannes Son of Saul Red Carpet Source: Lionel Cironneau

Nope, it’s actor Geza Rohrig.

This is Mark Ruffalo, for comparison:

MTV Movie Awards 2015 - Arrivals - Los Angeles

11. This dog

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Emer McLysaght

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