1. This hair

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2. And this hair

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3. And not forgetting this hair

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She’s Russian TV personality and actress Elena Lenina, FYI.

4. This woman carrying a cock

When in Cannes…

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5. This man thinking that Woody Allen would ever be into this selfie

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6. This booing description

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7. The actual booing

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Booing is actually a ‘thing’ at Cannes. The first film subjected to jeers this year was Sea of Trees starring Matthew McConaughey and Naomi Watts. Awkward.

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8. The way they keep making actors pose beside and on this little wall

ENOUGH WITH THE LITTLE WALL!

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9. Emma Stone and Parker Posey’s battle with the wind beside the little wall

We feel you, girls.

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10. That guy with the beard isn’t Mark Ruffalo

Despite looking exactly like Mark Ruffalo with a beard.

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Nope, it’s actor Geza Rohrig.

This is Mark Ruffalo, for comparison:

11. This dog

Cillian Murphy had the most Irish response to a smelly shite

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