COACHELLA IS ON this weekend, with loads of celebs* flocking to the desert to take in the music – and if we’re being completely honest, to take pictures of themselves taking in the music.
Of course, they do festivals the rich celebrity way (for free, with #glamsquads and indoor plumbing). So they can dress like THIS, unlike us mere mortals.
*Your mileage may vary on the meaning of ‘celebs’ here.
1. Kate Bosworth
In the regular world, this would end up spattered with muck on the treacherous walk from the car park to the campsite.
2. Victoria’s Secret model Josephine Skriver
Josephine, did you accidentally dip that fringe in a Portaloo at any stage this weekend? You can tell us.
3. Victoria’s Secret model Elsa Hosk
Let’s not contemplate the leg sweat in those leather pants. Let’s just not.
4. Modern Family actress Ariel Winter
Is the criss cross boob sunburn worth it? We’re not sure.
5. Kylie Jenner
A wig is actually a pretty good festival idea, in fairness. She’ll save a bucket on dry shampoo.
6. Kylie Jenner again
She’ll catch her DEATH.
7. Hailee Steinfeld
Can you imagine someone wearing thigh-high boots at EP? The chorus of “Who’s yer wan?” would never cease.
8. Rita Ora
Again with the “Who’s Yer Wan?” boots!
9. Kendall Jenner
Cream bellbottoms. Stressful.
10. Halsey
We saw this and the word ‘Canesten’ just popped into our heads. Can’t think why.
11. Joe Jonas and his band DNCE
Their Irish counterparts are the guys who wear animal onesies for the whole weekend. You know them. The mad lads.
12. Paris Hilton
This just screams ‘Person With Sunday Ticket Who Just Glides In, Showered And Refreshed, As The Rest Of Us Sit In Our Own Filth’.
13. And finally, Rihanna
Bitch, she is Rihanna. She can wear anything she goddamn wants.
…But she would still hold up the already very long Portaloo queues trying to shimmy in and out of this bodysuit without it touching the manky floor. Not ideal.
