WOMEN ARE disgusting. They just keep their disgusting activities (fairly) private.
1. Squeezing a spot so forcefully that it literally pops
Sick! But fascinating.
2. And just going at random lumps and bumps on your face
Sure, all the skincare articles we’ve ever read say to leave your face alone. But this huge clogged pore would sure love to be squeezed…
3. Examining the black mascara goop that accumulates in your eye
Again, sick and fascinating.
4. Picking dry skin. On any body part
Lips? Have a quick nibble there. Hangnails? We’ll be fixating on them all day. Feet? C’mere to me!
5. Doing those exfoliating foot masks
The skin just FALLS OFF. LIKE A SNAKE.
6. Scratching at your scalp and a) observing the dandruff
Hot.
7. And b) finding wee scabs
We said these things would be disgusting.
8. Watching months of buildup run out of your makeup brushes when you finally decide to clean them
It’s almost worth not cleaning them to see the river of brown? So satisfying.
9. Wiping your pits with a baby wipe and applying fresh deodorant in lieu of a shower
Showers are such effort, sometimes. How freeing it is to just give in to the baby wipe!
10. Biting your nails to literal stubs and you can’t stop but you don’t care
The compulsion to bite is too strong.
11. And plucking out a hair with the root still attached
Yesssssss. Feels good to let it out, doesn’t it?
