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This guy bragged about having sex in a Dublin pub jacks... the staff response is hilarious

Ouch. Poor Philip.

Source: Facebook

THIS IS CASSIDY’S Bar on Westmoreland Street. It’s a bit of a Dublin institution.

So much so, that one lad named Philip decided to christen it by… having sex in the toilets.

After finishing up (we’re guessing?), he took the time to brag about his achievement:

Source: @TheSonicScrew

Which was all well and good. Philip 1, pub 0.

Until the staff of the pub wrote up their own response.

Source: @TheSonicScrew

Fair to call that a burn?

Source: Giphy

Philip’s current whereabouts are unknown, but it’s thought he may be taking a nice Savlon bath.

Are you Pub Sex Philip? If so, get in touch…

Thanks Seán Connolly for the pics!

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