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9 perfect observations about the mannequins in Dunnes

Shapes on them.

THE MANNEQUINS IN Dunnes have some serious notions about themselves.

You are a mannequin, you shouldn’t be doing any of this stuff.

Like staging a revolution


Open your books on page twelve

You can dance, YOU CAN JIVE

Life as a mannequin can be hard

Sure, they’re just like us


But it’s not all bad

OK, maybe it is

Just let the poor mannequins be mannequins

They’ve a tough job

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