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People are sharing their exes' stupidest moments, and it's an absolute gift

Foolishness, everywhere.

WE ALL HAVE that one ex: The one that makes us wonder if we were really sound of mind and body when we went out with them.

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Redditor Migz968 asked other users to share the moment they realised they were dating an idiot – we’ve selected some of the most cringeworthy tales and well… see for yourselves.

This guy with a tale of a thoughtful Christmas present gone terribly wrong

I found something for her that was perfect and it had a connection to some funny event involving her and my cat. So I made the present from the cat. …She got pissed that my cat got her a present and I didn’t. I thought she was joking. To make matters worse we were at her parents’ place and they backed her up.

This girl who you wouldn’t want to get lost with

Was on a hike and was following a trail I had read up on online. We get to a fork and I say, “Okay, now we need to go north.” She says “Haven’t we been this way the whole time?” Confused, I look at her and ask why she says that. She replies “North is the direction in front of you, yeah?”

This guy who was a real ‘character’

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I found it charming that he did funny voices, made funny idiosyncratic jokes, and occasionally called me “m’lady”. Then I saw Anchorman. Oh my god, he literally was doing a 24/7 Ron Burgundy impression, eclipsing his entire personality. I’m not sure I ever really met him.

This woman who urgently needs to brush up on her geography

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She thought Scotland was its own island, as in separated by water.We live 30 mins from the border.

This man with a very warped understanding of female anatomy

He didn’t know that women’s breasts made milk to feed their babies, and thought ‘breastfeeding’ was just a way to hold a baby and give it a bottle.

I told him he was an idiot and he said, with a disgusted sneer, “I didn’t know that because I have never known any woman, who had or would, breast feed their child.” I told him that I had breast fed my son and he called me a child molester.

And this guy who definitely also believes all dogs are boys and all cats are girls

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He insisted that women cannot be doctors, only nurses (and vice versa.) He said that the two are the exact same thing except one is male and one is female.

Read the full thread here, and just try not to facepalm once while doing it. We dare you.

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