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12 upsetting pictures for people with feelings about eggs

Egg hell.

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EGGS ARE A beloved dish served across Ireland – enjoyed all day long by an absolute rake of people.

But there is a silent minority out there who just hate them. They just can’t get their heads around the concept at all – and there is photographic evidence as to why:

1. Look at the egg here, dominating an otherwise lovely fry

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If it must be there, it should be away from the rest of it. Rules, people.

2. Look at this egg here – one of the runny ones that goes wherever it pleases

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3. Or a similarly runny one mixed into the rest of your food

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4. Here, converging on the beans like that’s OK

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No, eggs.

5. That orange centre would strike fear into your heart

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6. Eggs have been known to ruin burgers as well as breakfasts

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7. And people embed them right into bread for the craic

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8. Scotch eggs exist in this world and nothing is the way it seems

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“Is there a way we can make eggs even more disgusting?”

“Yes, let’s wrap them in breadcrumbs and other sh*t and deep fry them!”

9. Devilled eggs and their odd shininess are not cool

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Yeah, imagine just taking a full bite out of that.

10. When scrambled eggs look more like mashed potatoes than eggs

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11. Or when they are kind of pervading your meal with a reckless egginess

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12. And finally… omelettes are a thing and they look and taste rank

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No eggs, please.

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