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mayo sucks

10 feelings everyone who hates mayonnaise knows too well

Mayo is the devil’s juice.

PEOPLE HAVE STRONG feels about mayo, and that’s OK. If you don’t particularly like the stuff, you’ll be all too familiar with these downfalls.

1. The jelly texture is enough to make you want to barf

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2. It sneaks its way into almost every packed sandwhich

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3. Everything it touches, it ruins

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4. No condiment should be this thick

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5. When people get it around their mouth, you genuinely want to be sick

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6. Don’t get us started on a deli assistant making your wrap with a mayo-filled knife

You can TASTE IT, FEEL IT, SMELL IT.

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7. Is there mayo in this? Yes

* Goes hungry*

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8. Mayonnaise is NOT A DIP

#Patatasbravas with #spicedmayo dip 1. Peel the #potatoes and cut up into squares. 2. Soak in #coldwater for 2 hours or overnight. 3. #Preheat the oven to 200 °C. Dry the potatoes well on a #kitchen towel and lay them on a #baking tray. Be sure not to overcrowd them. 4. #Cook for 20-30 minutes, depending on the size of your #cubes, gently turning them every 10 minutes, until the edges start to brown. 5. For the #dippingsauce, mix #mayonnaise with some #chili sauce or #paprika powder, according to #taste. Discover more #ThreeIngredientNibbles at bit.ly/1TJ1pFt #delicious #foodporn #todiefor evemalta evemalta

9. It’s just so upsetting

Banish mayo forever.

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10. Leave us alone mayo, you food ruiner

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Is it acceptable to like garlic mayo but absolutely hate mayonnaise?>

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