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12 people who didn't even want Glastonbury tickets anyway

They’re all perfectly fine, OK?

GLASTONBURY TICKETS WENT on sale to the general public at 9am this morning and things got a little crazy.

122,000 tickets sold out in 25 minutes, despite not a single act confirmed yet. Rumoured headliners include Fleetwood Mac, Muse, Radiohead, David Bowie, Kate Bush, and ACDC so it was a gamble many were willing to take.

People came prepared

But some were perfectly content with themselves having tried, failed, or not doing anything at all.

1. The options are getting too complicated

2. It’s grand, really

3. Always next year

4. So now

5. Guys, there are other options, wake up sheeple

6. You still get a gold star. Good effort!

7. Right? Right!

8. Back to bed with you

9. Not before a harmless little dig at those who got tickets

10. And another

11. And…

12. Everyone’s a winner, especially the ticketsellers

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