THE GREAT BRITISH Bake Off continued into its second episode tonight, and it was a mix of drama, stress and even more innuendo than normal.
It was “biscuit week”, which explains the oversized Hula Hopp above. And people really got into it.
Biscotti was first up, which everyone pointed out is just a fancy biscuit
People were already missing last week’s figure of fun Stu
RIP that hat.
The biscotti turned out grand for some
The main task of the evening was the creation of biscuit boxes – which provided the main double entendre of the evening
Which was picked up on straight away
Whoops!
We couldn't find this Tweet
And started escalating quickly
The fact that each contestant had to make their own box meant it was said about 20 times a minute
You couldn’t help but think they knew what they were doing
Whoops!
We couldn't find this Tweet
Coupled with Mary Berry’s voice, it was a recipe for awkward TV
Whoops!
We couldn't find this Tweet
Which is why we watch, really.
It kept going. You got the feeling it would never end
Whoops!
We couldn't find this Tweet
But no
The reaction from everyone was natural
Whoops!
We couldn't find this Tweet
In the end, after all that, it was Marie who was eliminated from the competition. She of professional baker controversy.
But nobody really cared, we were all too tired
