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Woman catches out her cheating boyfriend with the help of Henry the Hoover

That’s why his nozzle is so big. It’s full of SECRETS.

YOU MAY THINK your Henry the Hoover is just sitting in the press, biding his time until you need him. But really he’s watching. Waiting. Taking it all in.

henry vav Source: The Outlet Village

See that face? He has many secrets.

If you don’t believe it, here’s proof – Nicola Lyon from North-East London claims Henry the Hoover helped her rumble her cheating boyfriend, Deron Yapp.

Lyon had spent the weekend visiting her parents and when she returned, decided to clean the house. But her Henry refused to work, overheating and then shutting off.

She told Metro:

On closer inspection I could see it was jammed. I reached down to unpick the nozzle and I could see that it was choked with strands of long red hair – but I was light blonde.

Dun dun DUNNNN.

giphy Source: Giphy

Lyon immediately kicked Yapp out of the house. According to the Daily Mail he initially insisted he was innocent, claiming that the hair came from a friend’s furry hat.

After getting a bad case of the guilts, he finally came clean about his red-haired mistress two months later. 

Now you see. Dust isn’t the only dirt Henry can suck up.

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