Tuesday 9 March, 2021
This guy did, and well… It wasn’t good.
They had to saw the toy in half to get her out. Devo.
Giving cats a bad rap, this one is.
In Florida. Where else?
Darwin Award Recipient, 2015.
Oh, no pressure at all! Whenever you’re ready.
And very sadly, it’s not a tongue-eating parasite.
Oh y’know, just a baby kangaroo in a car seat. As you do.
You’d cry too if your family were about to bury you alive.
Public transport has gone to the dogs.
But his plan was foolproof! Foolproof, we tell you!
The civil servant took leave from work in 1990 and never came back.
That’s why his nozzle is so big. It’s full of SECRETS.
Just think of the worst possible place to put a gun, and you have it.
Yes, there are thousands of people out there who would like to get shot at for a living.
An R Kelly song come to life.
Yep, he’s going back to jail.
A politician into bondage, an over-eager suitor and a sock-eating dog – it’s all the week’d weirdest news.
IVF penguins, foam hotdogs and a human skull – it’s all the week’d weirdest news.
Chicken, computer coders and stripping – it’s all the week’d weirdest news.
Love conquers all. Except jail time.
Cats with many lives and priests with recording contracts – it’s all the week’d weirdest news.
Cow farts, ghosts getting hefty fines and hash brownies – it’s the week’s weirdest news.
Shoe must be joking us.
Eyeballs, sleepwalking and botty coughs – it’s the week’s weirdest news.
Waitresses with guns, monster members and headbangers – it’s the week’s weirdest news.
Green puppies, stolen walls and shooting at the moon… it’s all the bizarre stories you need to know about.
Selfie surgery, sex dolls and gorillas on the loose – it’s the week’s wildest and wackiest news, rounded up just for you.
