#Weird news
Here's why you shouldn't take 35 Viagra pills at once, in case you were wondering
This guy did, and well… It wasn’t good.
Five firefighters had to rescue a little girl who got her foot stuck in a toy robot
They had to saw the toy in half to get her out. Devo.
This man was forced to call 911 after a 4-hour standoff with an angry cat
Giving cats a bad rap, this one is.
Police had to rescue a naked man who got himself stuck on a raised bridge
In Florida. Where else?
A rake of police had to rescue a man who got stuck in a basketball net
Darwin Award Recipient, 2015.
Wanted man said he planned to 'chill for the weekend', then turn himself in later
Oh, no pressure at all! Whenever you’re ready.
A 4-year-old girl sneaked out of her house at 3am to get a 'slushie'
The little rascal.
A wanted man revealed his hiding spot on Snapchat and immediately got caught
You FOOL! *shakes fist*
Boy awakes from a coma addicted to cheese and swearing
GIMME SOME F***ING CHEESE.
Experts identify 'mysterious creature' discovered in woman's can of tuna
And very sadly, it’s not a tongue-eating parasite.
Woman asked to leave US McDonald's for having a baby kangaroo in a car seat
Oh y’know, just a baby kangaroo in a car seat. As you do.
'Dead' man shocks family by coming back to life at funeral, crying
You’d cry too if your family were about to bury you alive.
Dog takes the bus to meet her owner at the park, all by herself
Public transport has gone to the dogs.
Man arrested at Chinese border with 94 iPhones strapped to his body
But his plan was foolproof! Foolproof, we tell you!
Indian government worker sacked after pulling a 24-year-long sickie
The civil servant took leave from work in 1990 and never came back.
Woman catches out her cheating boyfriend with the help of Henry the Hoover
That’s why his nozzle is so big. It’s full of SECRETS.
You'll never guess how this woman managed to sneak a gun into prison
Just think of the worst possible place to put a gun, and you have it.
Paintballing company receives 10,000 applications for 'human paintball tester' job
Yes, there are thousands of people out there who would like to get shot at for a living.
Man pays £300 to save his constipated goldfish
Constipated. Goldfish.
Florida couple 'trapped' in unlocked closet for two days
An R Kelly song come to life.
Man accidentally texts his probation officer looking for some weed
Yep, he’s going back to jail.
6 unexpected things that happened this week
A politician into bondage, an over-eager suitor and a sock-eating dog – it’s all the week’d weirdest news.
6 unexpected things that happened this week
IVF penguins, foam hotdogs and a human skull – it’s all the week’d weirdest news.
6 unexpected things that happened this week
Chicken, computer coders and stripping – it’s all the week’d weirdest news.
Woman steals bottle of wine to see her jailed boyfriend
Love conquers all. Except jail time.
6 unexpected things that happened this week
Cats with many lives and priests with recording contracts – it’s all the week’d weirdest news.
6 unexpected things that happened this week
Cow farts, ghosts getting hefty fines and hash brownies – it’s the week’s weirdest news.
6 unexpected things that happened this week
– it’s the week’s weirdest news.
UK police hunt 'Cinderella' thief who left shoe at crime scene
Shoe must be joking us.
6 unexpected things that happened this week
Eyeballs, sleepwalking and botty coughs – it’s the week’s weirdest news.
6 unexpected things that happened this week
Waitresses with guns, monster members and headbangers – it’s the week’s weirdest news.
6 unexpected things that happened this week
Green puppies, stolen walls and shooting at the moon… it’s all the bizarre stories you need to know about.
6 unexpected things that happened this week
Selfie surgery, sex dolls and gorillas on the loose – it’s the week’s wildest and wackiest news, rounded up just for you.
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