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Here's what Jamie Dornan did with his willy during Fifty Shades of Grey

The Down man has revealed all.

WANT TO KNOW what Jamie Dornan did with his penis while filming Fifty Shades of Grey? Well, you’re in luck.

He tied it up “like a little bag of grapes”, apparently.

We learned last year that the Dornan Organ wouldn’t be making an appearance in the sex movie. But now, Jamie has spoken further about exactly how he dealt with his dangling parts while getting screen-intimate (scrintimate?) with co-star Dakota Johnson.

Dornan told GQ:

Your dignity is intact as much as it’s all tucked away in a little flesh-coloured bag… As a guy you put all your essentials in a little bag and you tie it up like a little bag of grapes and it’s tucked away. Its quite a peculiar thing to do every day.

Again: “Like a little bag of grapes”.

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The magic of Hollywood, eh? So when you see this:

Think of this:

Grapes from Chile Dick Howe Jr Dick Howe Jr

via Jezebel

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