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Have some Irish food joints been using this hipster menu generator?

“I’ll have the clams and tormented watermelon please.”

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HIPSTER DINING HAS gone from chips in tiny shopping trolleys and everything served on a chopping board to full on war on our eyes and senses.

From Petrified Pudding Ice Cream to Kale With Aroma Of Guinness Farts Salad, you never know what’s going to be on the menu in your local diner-cum-barbershop-cum-vinyl fanciers’ association weekly meeting.

If you’re looking to set up such an eaterie yourself, this Brooklyn (ie hipster) bar menu generator might point you in the right direction (and come up with a name).

You can have Tormented Clam With Watercress at Rewe & Ivan:


Beer-braised acorn at The Emerson:


Or Awakened Bison at The Clymer:



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