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Seven out of ten Irish women prefer hot chocolate over sex

A Cadbury Ireland survey found Irish women prefer hot chocolate over hot loving, but is that true? YOU DECIDE.

WOMEN OF IRELAND – now is your time to choose. Sex, or a steamy, indecently creamy cup of hot chocolate?

Cadbury Ireland surveyed 1,000 people and came up with the startling fact that seven out of ten Irish women say they would prefer hot chocolate over sex.

But here’s the catch: The women specified that they’d prefer hot chocolate to sex “on a Monday evening, after coming home tired and exhausted from work”.

So there’s NO TELLING what they’ll want any other day of the week.

Cadbury also found that one in five Irish people consider hot chocolate an aphrodisiac, so there’s every chance that seven out of ten Irish women will be raring to go after a sup of cocoa on a Monday evening.

We’re not entirely convinced that women would really prefer hot chocolate to a roll in the hay (the girls of Towers don’t even LIKE hot chocolate).

So, readers, cast your vote:

Poll Results:

Sex (681)
Hot chocolate (293)

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