INSOMNIA IS UNHOLY.
If you’ve ever experienced it, you’ll know the frustration associated with staring at the ceiling while the hands of your clock edge closer and closer to morning.
Some people endure chronic insomnia no matter how many tips and tricks they utilise, while others do themselves no favours and continuously scroll through their phone until the blue light has sufficiently ruined any chance they might have of getting some shut-eye.
Either way, it’s hellish.
And if you have endured either type, you’ll relate to the following tweets on an emotional level.
1. We’re as stumped as you are.
Me: *drinks caffeine throughout the day, stares at a screen for 14 hours, worries about every possible thing imaginable, eats waffles at midnight*— Eric Sprankle, PsyD (@DrSprankle) September 5, 2018
Also me: “I think this pillow case is causing my insomnia.”
2. Oh, joy.
It's time to go to sleep or as I like to to call it "insomnia"— Giles Paley-Phillips (@eliistender10) September 5, 2018
3. Yep, looks about right.
my insomnia at 2 in the morning pic.twitter.com/3hmvqgg35z— Brock (@brcktrvs) September 6, 2018
4. The second rule is telling everybody it didn’t work.
The first rule of Insomnia Club is try flipping your pillow.— KillJöy (@phalguy) September 4, 2018
5. Oh, that old chestnut.
having insomnia is so great because while everyone else is getting a good night’s rest, you’re wide awake reevaluating every decision you’ve made since 4th grade & pondering what’s the best way to die peacefully— Kassidi Kaminski (@KassKaminski11) September 6, 2018
6. It’s the eternal mystery.
why do i spend hours watching conspiracy theories on youtube and then wonder why i cant sleep at night— riss🍓 (@marissarios_) September 3, 2018
7. Oh, it’s gorgeous.
Nothing like insomnia to give you that amazing hangover feeling, without any of the prior joy 😵— Jayne Moran (@JayneMoran) September 6, 2018
8. Intense, but relatable.
suffering from insomnia makes the whole world feel like a hazy dream and when I close my eyes to nap I just get sleep demons screaming in my ears— Erin (@rinwillly) September 6, 2018
I love how insomnia just swoops in and takes over the small part of your life you feel like you have control over left! haha fantastic !!!! Xxx— chloe (@NotChoChang) September 6, 2018
10. It can take on an otherwordly vibe at times, to be fair.
#Insomnia is no joke. I feel like I'm under a witch's spell.— Cliche (@ShanonRaeCliche) September 5, 2018
11. Yep, it’s handy for that.
Insomnia is great if you want extra hours to hate your life.— sliver of grace (@sliver_of) August 14, 2018
12. Almost, but not quite.
Insomnia is almost as much fun as constant anxiety. 🙃— ღιѕтƴ 🚀 (@andfreemysoul) September 5, 2018
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