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An Irish gal emailed her lecturer while locked at the races and it was mortifying

Hilarious, but mortifying.

Great day at the national #grandnational #attheraces Source: Instagram/thetimatkins

THIS IS JUST A reminder to all you students out there: Don’t drink and email. Ever.

Twitter user @DeathIsntBlonde shared this screenshot of an email her pal sent to her college lecturer while absolutely steamed at the races, asking to be excused from the next day’s class.

It is very special indeed:

Love the subject line: ‘GIS’. Short, sweet, to the point.

Susan, I will not be attending our class on Friday as unfortunately I will [be] taking back the north, the Protestants have had enough and it’s time to take it back

“It’s time to take it back.” Well, it’s as good an excuse as any.

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