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Could this be the greatest Daily Mail headline of all time?

We definitely think so.

WE HAVE REACHED peak Daily Mail. There is no going back.


The article in question concerns The Only Way Is Essex star Lauren Goodger, who managed to use her motor skills to walk around a puddle the other day. Well done Lauren.

It continues:

Luckily, Lauren wasn’t wearing the new Christian Louboutin shoes she bought herself for Valentine’s Day, as she might have not been so nift on her feet.

Lucky indeed.

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