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A man divorced his wife of 36 years because she had 'deformed' boobs

He claims he didn’t see her breasts until two years after they were married. Right.

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AN AUSTRALIAN MAN has blamed his wife’s ‘deformed nipples’ as the reason for their failed marriage, in the hopes of reducing the amount he had to pay out in the divorce.

According to the Daily Mail, the couple wed in 1972, but the man says he did not see his wife’s breasts until two years later.

He told the court during the divorce proceedings:

If I had seen them before I would not have married her. Our marriage was doomed. If she had not been pregnant, I would have sought a divorce in 1975.

Despite his distress and wishes to end the relationship, the couple stayed married for nearly four decades and had three children. The man says they finally split in 1999 – however the court heard that they continued to go to family events together until 2011.

“The person I lived with before our marriage was a fake, an illusion,” he wrote in an affidavit.

Unfortunately for him, the judge said he acted “immaturely” in the relationship, and ruled that their assets be split in half.

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