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Mary Berry's Death Stare is the most terrifying thing ever broadcast on TV

God bless us and save us.

THE GREAT BRITISH Bake Off is back on our screens. And as any viewer knows, the one thing you DON’T do on GBBO is disappoint Mary Berry.

One contestant last night failed to learn this lesson. “Did you make the fondant yourself?” he was asked.



It was utterly terrifying.

Imagine being transfixed by this.

She’s not angry, just really, really disappointed.

This is the worst.

And yet… also the best.

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Michael Freeman

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