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Noel Gallagher had some choice words for Zayn Malik

‘Get a good accountant.’ Oh, Noel.

CAN YOU BELIEVE it’s been over a month since Zayn left One Direction? Remember how we felt that we couldn’t go on? But we’re still here.

The world is waiting for him to make his next move – but if you’re feeling the pressure Zayn, don’t worry. Noel Gallagher has some tips for you.

zaynoel Source: Press Association Images

In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Gallagher was asked if he had any advice for Zayn:

I’ve never met him, I’ve only met Harry, who orbits in social circles where we sometimes end up at the same parties. For Zayn, though, I’d say, “F**king get a good accountant because life is very f**king long.”

But wait, there’s more:

Source: Rolling Stone/YouTube

I’ll say this to you, Zayn: You might want to be a normal 22-year-old, but you won’t want to be a normal 25-year-old.

Noel Gallagher: Truth Teller.

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