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August 2023
Tottenham reject third offer from Bayern for Harry Kane
The German champions have embarked on a public pursuit of the England captain all summer.
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WHO rules out Covid herd immunity this year
The virus has infected more than 90 million worldwide.
All Round to Mrs Brown's was shown on Gogglebox, and they absolutely tore it apart
‘It’s for the kind of people who go to an Elton John concert’.
'Completely false': Chicharito denies reports he wants to switch West Ham for home soil
The Mexican striker has shot down reports suggesting he is ready to leave England for his childhood club Chivas.
FactCheck: Is the Bishop of Waterford right to say the HPV vaccine is '70% safe'?
Bishop Phonsie Cullinan said the vaccine could encourage sexual activity. We can’t factcheck that – but we can say his ’70% safe’ claim is FALSE.
Some of the reviews for The Emoji Movie are so brutal that they're going viral
Eh, sad face emoji.
Ukip turmoil as new leader quits just 18 days into the job
Nigel Farage has ruled out a return.
This woman ate crisps covered in dead ants after mistaking them for pepper
No. NO.
Can you actually make it all the way through these Irish food fails?
Oh, the humanity.
UK government dismisses four-million-signature petition calling for a second Brexit vote
The government says that the population “must now prepare for the process to exit the EU”.
Nope hoodies were the absolute height of style for Irish girls in the noughties
Leg it down to Hairy Legs there.
8 feelings every Irish person had about their Susst flares
So much street juice, so little time.
Mother says she gets mistaken for her daughter's sister, but Twitter is having none of it
When social media passes judgement, it doesn’t tend to spare people’s feelings…
Stop the world. A Japanese restaurant has created a poo-flavoured curry
Good morning!
It rained tiny spiders in this Australian town
Yuck.
These teachers worry that a Yes vote could mean teaching 4-year-olds about the word 'gay'
A new group, Teachers for No, launched outside Leinster House today.
Pat Carey is definitely not making a political comeback
The former minister has responded to fresh speculation he is plotting a Dáil comeback.
A teen was suspended from school after wearing a fake bomb to ask a girl to prom
Probably not the wisest idea.
A man tried to squash a spider, but the spider had one last trick up its sleeve
ARACHNOPHOBES BEWARE: THere is a whole load of NOPE up in here.
Here is what happens when you pour soy sauce over a dead cuttlefish
Hint: it’s a living nightmare.
Facebook's 'related' algorithm made quite a serious slip up today
Robots just don’t understand tact.
Watch this terrifying octopus almost escape from its aquarium tank
Brace yourself for nightmares.
Here's why there are headlines about a guy having sex with a fish
It’s just as bad as you think :(
You can now buy little pills that turn your shite glittery
Stop the world, we want to get off.
People with arachnophobia meet huge spiders
Terror town.
Here's the 'child benefit' tweet a Cork bar was forced to apologise over
:/
Man had moth live in his head for three days
Welcome to your nightmare.
Massive fish nabs 4ft shark right off fisherman's line
Nope nope NOPE.
Huge fish eats 4 ft shark in one bite
Nope. Nope, nope, nope.
9 horrifying thoughts you've never even considered
So creepy.
Terrifying swarm of flies in US so massive it shows up on radar
Run.
Woman sets her house on fire while trying to kill a spider
Makes total sense.
Girl goes diving in lake full of jellyfish, we say "NOPE"
No. Just no.
17 ways Irish people tried to be cool in the early noughties
So recent. So forgotten.
8 items with names that are made entirely of lies
Something has to be done about this.
Footage of Dublin riots used as scenes of Norway in American TV show
Someone on Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. team doesn’t care much for accuracy.
Girl bungee jumps without a harness
There are NO trust issues in this relationship.
12 incredibly painful moments captured perfectly in GIFs
You will wince and you will grimace.
11 things you don't want to think about before bed
Things that make you go “nope”.
Disney are re-releasing the Little Mermaid, this time they've ruined it
The ‘second screen live’ experience sounds like a horror.