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Dublin: 8 °C Saturday 28 March, 2020

Can you actually make it all the way through these Irish food fails?

Oh, the humanity.

Let’s start with this breakfast roll

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Lovely load of beans on there. Violently ill yet?

How about this egg-y “Irish breakfast roll”?


Now, have a gander at this sausage roll

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And this complete sh*tshow of a chicken fillet roll

filletroll Source: Twitter

These wedges were once served in Dublin

wedges Source: Twitter

How’s the stomach?

Cast your eyes over this completely legit Tayto sandwich

*eye twitches*

Still here? Here’s another “Irish breakfast roll”

And the most tragic spice bag ever served

tragic Source: Spice Bag Appreciation Facebook

Yeah, that’s sausages there at the bottom.

Remember when that takeaway in Clare made a taco fries pizza?

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Yes, that’s actual fries on the pizza there – with taco sauce and mince to boot.

How does this coddle look to you right now?

Tonight's dinner, which has been simmering away all day 😊 #IrishCoddle #coddle #getinmybelly

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And finally (if you’ve made it this far) how about a nice, big serving of this “curry cheese chip”

Belated st Patricks day! #Guiness #stout #currychip #currycheesechip #irishfare #snug #dublin #beer

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Still here? Go and have a well deserved lie down.

hat tip Buzzfeed

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David Elkin

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