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Forget your Lenten promise - a giant Nutella tap has just been set up in a Dublin supermarket

Direct it to our gobs please.

AH GREAT. WE’VE just started Lent with good intentions and then this happens in Dublin.

nutella2 Source: Facebook/Fresh The Good Food Market

Yes, a goddamn Nutella tap, connected to the biggest tub of Nutella we’ve ever seen, located in Fresh supermarket in Grand Canal Dock. Absolutely f**k you, Fresh (lol jk).

Customers are invited to use the tap to pump melty Nutella on to pastries, muffins, or whatever you’re having yourself.

Can’t see the video? Click here.


Earlier this morning, the supermarket jokingly released a ‘brief statement’ denying the allegations that they purposefully installed the tap a week into Lent:

This is merely a coincidence… a joyful coincidence at that. Life is short, chocolate is great.

nutellatap2 Source: Facebook/Fresh The Good Food Market

They also hinted that a ‘Nutella pop-up’ is on its way to the store.

We see what you’re doing here, Fresh. BUT WE WON’T BREAK OUR LENTEN PROMISES. (OK, maybe we will. On a Sunday. It’s allowed!)

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