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Lobbing the gob

14 perfect observations about Irish people shifting the face off each other in public

“people shifting here with the zeal of toothless fish that subsist by sucking dust off the floor of the ocean.”

SHIFTING, IT’S GREAT.

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But when you do it in a public setting, you’re inevitably going to have people silently pass comment (or actually pass comment on Twitter).

With gas results.

1. Like this scene in Coppers that needed a full description

2. Witnessing these scenes will give you so many anecdotes

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3. And prove a distraction

4. But look, it brings us together at a time of strife

5. We could do without the noise

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6. On the Centenary weekend last year, love overcame all

7. You just need fine art to get you in the mood

8. Or the Lidl trolleys

9. It’s prompted pubs to put up warning signs

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10. And nostalgic observations on the good old days of shifting

11. Sometimes, you’re surrounded

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12. When you see true love before you, it’s special

13. “Sucking the face off eachother” has yet to make it into a romcom

14. But this situation definitely should

Never change, shifters of the world <3

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