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8 questions we have for the man with the oven glove

Can we have it?

YESTERDAY THIS MAN with a Vote No oven glove entered our lives.

no Source: TheJournal.ie Politics

We have questions. So many questions.

1. Why?

Why the oven glove? WHY THE OVEN GLOVE?

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2. Were you hoping for a foam finger but when you got to the shop they didn’t have foam fingers so you settled for an oven glove instead?

An inspired substitution, to be fair.

4005 Source: Panegyrics of Granovetter

3. Does your oven glove remind you of Mamma Mia at all? It kind of reminds us of Mamma Mia

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Or Strictly Ballroom.

STRICTLY-BALLROOM

4. Who’s your friend?

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5. What’s in his Dunnes Stores bag?

Did he snaffle the last ripe avocado, the pup?

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6. Where do you get your hat?

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7. What are you going to do with the oven glove going forward?

Is it going to fulfill its destiny, taking piping hot shepherds pies out of the oven? Or go you have grander plans for it?

Cottage Pie (veggie shepherd's pie) Source: randomduck

8. Can we have the oven glove?

Go on.

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This No campaigner’s oven glove has gone viral internationally>

Hozier is flying back to Ireland to vote and his simple message has gone viral

About the author:

Emer McLysaght

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