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Pineapple on pizza should be banned in Ireland, with immediate effect

SICK and upsetting.

I’D LIKE TO apologise for something. Pineapple on pizza, which we on this very website once attempted to excuse.

The Icelandic President Guðni Th. Jóhannesson has won praise after he said he would pass a ban on pineapple as a pizza topping if he had the power.

He was only talking to students at the time, and was probably joking, but the sentiment still definitely stands.

It is the most disgusting, upsetting thing you can do to a pizza

Remember this travesty?

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What exactly is so gross about pineapple on a pizza?

IT’S PINEAPPLE. It’s a fruit.

It’s a JUICY fruit, of all fruits. One bite, and that sour, cold juice is spraying itself all over your hot savoury goodness.

Pineapple, alone, is lovely. A really good fruit, actually. But it was certainly not made to be chopped on to a hot bed of dough, tomato puree, and various types of gooey cheese.

It even looks rank

I have a stomach ache just looking at this.


We, as a nation, cannot handle this. Remember when Aido got a pineapple pizza on Love/Hate and we collectively lost our shit?

We’d rather pizza on pineapple, if anything

Right, enough is enough. Let us know for good. Pineapple on pizza, yes or no?

Poll Results:

yes (1128)
no (709)
all pizza is created equal (153)

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