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13 reasons pizza is the world's most perfect food

You will salivate. A lot.


There’s no fighting it.

Here’s why.

No plates or cutlery are necessary

Barack Obama can do the single ladies dance on it

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The stretchy, stretchy cheese

It’s versatile


You can put ANY TOPPING YOU WANT on it

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It comes in loads of sizes

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You never outgrow it

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Old people versus the giant pizza!

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It looks like this when it's cooking

It will literally dry your tears when you're sad

You can save someone's life with it


Single?  No problem, have a relationship with pizza!

And finally, because of this

Just popping off to clean the drool out of my keyboard.  Back in a minute.

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