PIZZA IS PERFECT.
There’s no fighting it.
Here’s why.
No plates or cutlery are necessary
Barack Obama can do the single ladies dance on it
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The stretchy, stretchy cheese
It’s versatile
You can put ANY TOPPING YOU WANT on it
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It comes in loads of sizes
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You never outgrow it
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It looks like this when it's cooking
It will literally dry your tears when you're sad
You can save someone's life with it
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Single? No problem, have a relationship with pizza!
And finally, because of this
Just popping off to clean the drool out of my keyboard. Back in a minute.