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# feelin' mopey
The mannequins in River Island are just having a tough time right now, OK?
ARE u OK hun, though? Really?

CLOTHES SHOPPING IS often a punishing task, your spirit taking a beating with every ill-fitting garment you try on. Even mannequins agree.

Earlier this week, Irish author Sarah Maria Griffin (who just released her second book, Spare & Found Parts) spotted some mannequins in River Island having a good think about their lives and choices:

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“Never drinking again.”

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“I don’t know what a tracker mortgage is.”

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“Maybe if I sit like this the cramps will go away.”

These particular sad sacks were spotted in Dublin’s Grafton Street store, but mannequins are having similar crises all over Ireland.

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But what could have a mannequin so depressed? Being trapped in a shiny prison where they only want you for your body? Oh. We get it.

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