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7 things Shane from Boyzone's beard looks like, according to Jonathan Ross viewers

WHAT a beard.

BOYZONE APPEARED ON Jonathan Ross last night, promoting their new album of Motown covers.

They performed Smokey Robinson’s classic Tracks Of My Tears, complete with dodgy dance moves.

Source: ljay80/YouTube

But most shocking of all to delicate UK viewers was the sheer girth of Shane Lynch’s almighty beard.

So what does he look like? Well, there were a few suggestions.

1. Rasputin

Source: Wikimedia

2. Brian Blessed

Source: PA Archive/Press Association Images

3. A Persian cat

Source: Rui Vieira

4. ‘Some kind of Iranian boy band’

Source: Horst Faas

(We didn’t have a picture of an Iranian boy band, so here are some of the Shah’s troops training before the revolution in 1971)

5. One of Ron Burgundy’s sidekicks

Source: Anchormanmovie

6. Santa

Source: Douglas Rahden/Wikipedia

7. A beard of bees

Source: The Canadian Press/Press Association Images

Well? Your thoughts?

Shane Lynch’s beard looks most like…

Poll Results:

Rasputin (435)
Iranian boy band (135)
Brian Blessed (114)
Beard of bees (89)
Other (please specify in comments) (48)
Ron Burgundy sidekick (26)
Persian cat (25)
Santa (12)

Let it be said here that we think Shane Lynch’s beard is magnificent.

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Michael Freeman

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