IMAGINE FOR A second that your mam was on Snapchat.
You couldn’t send her your actual chaotic real life stories, so you’d have to curate a few snaps just for her:
1. For when she’s worried about your regular exercise
2. And your tea intake
3. When you want to impress her with your mass attendance
4. But you’d let her know it was nice and quick
5. You’d completely lie about the fact that you’re getting a takeaway again
6. And let her know when you’re making certain calls
7. Always reassuring her on the immersion
8. When your cousin is coming to stay at your place
9. When you know she thinks your keeping the kitchen in some state
10. When you know she hates you using the dryer
11. And finally… you’d let her know that you’re off to bed nice and early
And then stay up watching Netflix until all hours.
