RIGHT NOW ON Twitter the hashtag #BestSongToHaveSexTo is trending and it sure is … informative.
For an issue as important as this we’ve trawled through the tweets to give you a brief rundown.
Perhaps like this Twitter user you are baffled as to where to even begin
Where to start? This person has a rather crass sounding suggestion from Chris Brown
In case you were wondering, it is a real song. Sadly.
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“I love it when you ride it / You a stallion baby”
Good. God.
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She’s not wrong, Trey Songz has nearly as many rumpo related jams as R.Kelly.
There’s this:
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This:
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and this:
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Trey Songz must be wrecked from all this “love making” he’s singing about.
Talk about an extensive list!
That Bruno Mars song is quite “explicit” too. Gosh.
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Ah jaysus.
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Although this parody is quite funny
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This almost sounds like a threat.
In case you’d forgotten the controversial video for Justify My Love is still pretty raunchy stuff (bit NSFW obviously)
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Is it just us or when you hear Careless Whisper:
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Do you sort of assume it’s the music from a Milk Tray ad?
Or is it really just us?
Even though we think Keith is joking, it’s a pretty good joke:
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Don’t you just hear this and think of STDs more than anything? Bad vibes we reckon
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Maybe if we listen to Beyoncé’s version?
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Nope, still just sounds like an STD jam to us.
What have we learned from all this? That most Twitter users would try to soundtrack any sexy fun with some R&B slow jams or some “comedy songs”. Grand.
